Raided a house in a gated community
Only to find it empty
My haul was quite small
Only a plastic container one foot tall.
No fancy handbags or gold bars
No heavy suitcases or chocolate or expensive cars
But heavy was my small haul
Took me three hours to count them all.
Definitely not worth a trillion
Not even worth a million
RM653.10 was the final tally
That is why you don’t hear about it on the telly.
A lot of the post GE14 news seem so funny
They must have made me a bit loony
Raiding my own house is crazy
I better take it easy.
money is stored as numbers on digital ledgers these days, hehe.