Love in a virtual world, Where everyone hides behind a wall, Under cover of anonymity, Generating much notoriety. As social media becomes more pervasive, Online interactions become more permissive, In a virtual world you can let down your hair, Exploring aspects of yourself without any care. Online dating is becoming more acceptable, With people finding computers more comfortable, ...
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Clerihew : Jimmy Choo
Jimmy Choo, Famous for his high-end ladies’ shoes, Comes from a family in Penang, Women drool over his cool name.
Read More »I Cry For Thee Rejang River
Thou Rejang River, long and mighty, Deforestation and human abuses have made you so filthy, Your water the colour of milk coffee, Not a pretty sight to see. Famed for being the longest river in Malaysia, The country that prides itself as truly Asia, For centuries a major route into the heart of Borneo, You were famed for your ...
Read More »Clerihew : Zee Avi
Zee Avi, Born in Miri, She sang her Bitter Heart out about Kantoi, And got busted with Tommy boy.
Read More »Beware Of Crocodile Tears
Crocodiles appear to weep, Feasting on their victims they rip, Ironic this may seem, But crocodiles are real mean. Crocodile tears, a hypocritical grief display, On your emotion they play, A fake show of sorrow, Sympathy from you they hope to sow. So beware of the crocodile tears ploy, Watch out for this decoy, Fall not for the ...
Read More »Clerihew : Amber Chia
Amber Chia, Admired for her sexy rear, A top model with defining pouty lips, Men go crazy when she sways her hips.
Read More »What’s So Cute About A Dimple?
The little indentation in a person’s cheek, A facial malformation so many seek, A minor birth defect that melts so many hearts, A little crater that drives people nuts. What’ s so cute about a dimple? Why is it so appealing though it is so simple? What makes it so desirable? Why is it so irresistible? A dimple ...
Read More »Clerihew : Tony Fernades
A clerihew is a whimsical, four-line poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem’s subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. Tony Fernandes You’ll seldom see him at his desk, Because of ...
Read More »A Tribute To Apple Polishers, Ass-Kissers, Bootlickers And Suck-Ups
When there are apples to be polished, Many people will do it with relish, Sucking up to an authority, Is an apple polisher’s duty. Brown nosing comes in many guises, Boot licking is meant to disguise, An attempt to ask for favours, By appealing to emotion in many flavours. Flattery is nice to receive, Even though it is ...
Read More »Haiku: The Eagle And The Rat
The eagle swoops down, Too late for the little rat, Breakfast has been served.
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