April Fool

Mark Zuckerberg has sold Facebook,

Loch Ness monster has been caught on a hook,

WeChat has merged with WhatsApp,

Kim Jong-un has turned into an ape.

 

North and South Korea have agreed to a reunion,

Doctors have discovered a cure for cancer using onions,

Warren Buffet has tied the knots with Bill Gates,

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are now soul mates.

 

Ola Bola has broken  box office records worldwide,

Miri has been flooded by a king tide,

Perodua has become Asia’s top selling car,

The kid from the Big Apple has won an Oscar.

 

Is that a paper fish on your back?

Or have you been given the sack?

Why are you accusing me of lying?

Can’t you see I am smiling?

 

You have done a good job doubting me,

Depriving me of a chance to rub my hands in glee,

But I think you are pretty cool,

For not being an April Fool.