Anthony Bourdain, Food demigods he disdains, His adventures in the culinary underbelly, Will give you a case of Basra belly.

Donald Trump, Loves women with sexy bums, Notorious for his many controversies and lawsuits, If elected President of US he should be sworn in in his birthday suit.

Usain Bolt, Nicknamed the Lightning Bolt, Hailed from Jamaica, With his speed he doesn’t need a car.

Louis Amstrong, He may be long gone, His legacy will never fade, To a wonderful world he has fled.

LeBron James, He really knows how to play his basketball games, Hailed as one of the greatest NBA players of all time, Is he worth more than a dime?

Prince Rogers Nelson, Purple Rain accelerated his ascent, One of the greatest artists of all time, Dead at 57 while still at his prime.  

Simon Cowell, The celebrity judge from hell, He thinks he’s got talent, Actually he has a lot to learn.

Bill Clinton, Married to Hillary Clinton, Had an intern called Monica Lewinsky, Up and down her body he skied.  

Jimmy Choo, Famous for his high-end ladies’ shoes, Comes from a family in Penang, Women drool over his cool name.

A clerihew is a whimsical, four-line poem invented by Edmund Clerihew Bentley. The first line is the name of the poem’s subject, usually a famous person put in an absurd light. The rhyme scheme is AABB, and the rhymes are often forced. The line length and metre are irregular. Tony Fernandes You’ll seldom see him at his desk, Because of ...