Spectators await For the penguins to show up A moonlit parade.

It is too tempting Rainbow parakeet succumbs A free morning tea.

Up the slope they push Swaying their hips as they go Bikinis and all.

Look up from your phone Will Smith is looking at you At least say hello.

His arm around her As she takes selfies of them Love songs on headphones.

Chickens on death row Tied and wrapped in newspaper For a good old meal.

On the ground they lie No worries about the dirt Time for a selfie.

Noisy miner perch Among the purple flowers Spring is here again.

It flicks its forked tongue Increasing its smelling sense No, it tell no lies.

With each passing day I grow smaller and smaller Poor me……toilet roll.