Politicians swing Like monkeys from tree to tree They jump like frogs too.

Fly me to the moon I have a date with Chang Er Elixir of life.

A crocodile lurks In the calmness of the lake The swimmer dives in.

Dawn of a new day Breaking through the sullen skies The earth awakens.

You stare hard at me I return you the favour Let’s see who blinks first.

The bottles rattle Designed to scare way birds Primitive scarecrow.

The sunbird hovers Sips nectar without landing A rare feat indeed!

I was in Hahndorf Harrassed by a drunk Aussie Kicked him where it hurt.

Please don’t laugh at me I know I am not Brad Pitt Just an adjutant.

Frolics of the ducks Send water splashing around Like kids having fun.