Simon Cowell, The celebrity judge from hell, He thinks he’s got talent, Actually he has a lot to learn.

Supremely delicious according to TIME, Accolade for the national staple hitting its prime, A dish claiming Malaysian supremacy, A sinfully scrumptious culinary delicacy.   Nasi lemak may have a bad reputation, No one can resist its temptation, Acknowledging its fat content, About its allure let’s not pretend.   A perfect mix of flavours, Awaiting you to savour, A secret recipe ...

Bill Clinton, Married to Hillary Clinton, Had an intern called Monica Lewinsky, Up and down her body he skied.  

Love in a virtual world, Where everyone hides behind a wall, Under cover of anonymity, Generating much notoriety.   As social media becomes more pervasive, Online interactions become more permissive, In a virtual world you can let down your hair, Exploring aspects of yourself without any care.   Online dating is becoming more acceptable, With people finding computers more comfortable, ...

Jimmy Choo, Famous for his high-end ladies’ shoes, Comes from a family in Penang, Women drool over his cool name.

Thou Rejang River, long and mighty, Deforestation and human abuses have made you so filthy, Your water the colour of milk coffee, Not a pretty sight to see.   Famed for being the longest river in Malaysia, The country that prides itself as truly Asia, For centuries a major route into the heart of Borneo, You were famed for your ...

Zee Avi, Born in Miri, She sang her Bitter Heart out about Kantoi, And got busted with Tommy boy.

Crocodiles appear to weep, Feasting on their victims they rip, Ironic this may seem, But crocodiles are real mean.   Crocodile tears, a hypocritical grief display, On your emotion they play, A fake show of sorrow, Sympathy from you they hope to sow.   So beware of the crocodile tears ploy, Watch out for this decoy, Fall not for the ...

Amber Chia, Admired for her sexy rear, A top model with defining pouty lips, Men go crazy when she sways her hips.

The little indentation in a person’s cheek, A facial malformation so many seek, A minor birth defect that melts so many hearts, A little crater that drives people nuts.   What’ s so cute about a dimple? Why is it so appealing though it is so simple? What makes it so desirable? Why is it so irresistible?   A dimple ...