Not My Cup Of Tea

Apple polishing in the office,

Absolutely not my practice.

 

Working for a lousy boss,

Daily upsets in small dose.

 

Promises made to be broken,

Sounds pretty rotten.

 

Telling a blatant lie,

I would rather die.

 

Driving with a backseat driver,

Drives me needlessly bonker.

 

Watching Taiwan drama series,

I better believe in fairies.

 

Golf under the scorching sun,

Not my idea of fun.

 

Crooning my heart out at a karaoke,

Definitely definitely not okay.

 

Dining on Japanese sashimi,

I rather have Foochow kampua mee.

 

Guzzling beer and getting drunk,

I may stink like a skunk.

 

Reading a thick instruction manual,

Sleep would be eventual.

 

Listening to Britney Spears,

Akin to torturing my ears.