Gossip

Gossip

Gossip is one mean fellow, Spreading stuff that is mean and malicious, He won’t hesitate to stoop so low, For he finds rumours delicious.   Gossip needn’t be false to be evil, From loose tongue it is born, It’s like the radio of the devil, It’s nature’s telephone.   What you don’t see with your eyes, Don’t witness with your ...

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Clerihew : Louis Amstrong

Louis Amstrong

Louis Amstrong, He may be long gone, His legacy will never fade, To a wonderful world he has fled.

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It’s The Real Thing

Coca Cola The Real Thing

Coca-Cola exemplifies America’s soft power, Over its competitors it towers, Wherever you go, Coca-Cola is a well-known icon, The omnipresence of Coca-Cola beckons.   When launched Coca-Cola’s two key ingredients were caffeine and cocaine, Packed in contour bottle rather than in aluminium cans, With cocaine and caffeine derived from coca and kola, That’s how the proprietary elixir came to be ...

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Malaysian Toilets

Malaysian public toilets

Malaysia reputedly has the worst toilets in the world, With stench emanating well beyond the toilet walls, Disgusting, stinky, dirty and hideous, The mere thought of them makes many nauseous.   Toilet floors are often so wet, Wet feet is what you get, When you think about the nature of the water, Getting out is all that matters.   When ...

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I Am Colour Blind

Colour Blindness Test

I am colour blind, That doesn’t mean I am blind, I have a colour vision deficiency, Colour recognition is not my proficiency.   Colour blindness is not the end of everything, It is just a different perception of things, It’s due to some genetic defect, That renders me imperfect.   It has been said that a person who sees a ...

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Clerihew : Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell, The celebrity judge from hell, He thinks he’s got talent, Actually he has a lot to learn.

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Nasi Lemak

Nasi lemak

Supremely delicious according to TIME, Accolade for the national staple hitting its prime, A dish claiming Malaysian supremacy, A sinfully scrumptious culinary delicacy.   Nasi lemak may have a bad reputation, No one can resist its temptation, Acknowledging its fat content, About its allure let’s not pretend.   A perfect mix of flavours, Awaiting you to savour, A secret recipe ...

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