Knock, knock. Who is home? Two woodpeckers call this home Home is where love is.

From its pedestal The osprey surveys the scene Ready for breakfast.

Politicians swing Like monkeys from tree to tree They jump like frogs too.

Fly me to the moon I have a date with Chang Er Elixir of life.

Dawn of a new day Breaking through the sullen skies The earth awakens.

You stare hard at me I return you the favour Let’s see who blinks first.

The bottles rattle Designed to scare way birds Primitive scarecrow.

The sunbird hovers Sips nectar without landing A rare feat indeed!

I was in Hahndorf Harrassed by a drunk Aussie Kicked him where it hurt.

Please don’t laugh at me I know I am not Brad Pitt Just an adjutant.