He claims to know everything
When he is actually dumber than you think
He says he knows all about viruses
Yeah the viruses that cause sexually transmitted diseases.
Bragging about being a good speller
He caused a real howler
When he spelled Al Qaeda
As Alcaida.
He attributed his oft-viral spelling mistakes
To fingers that apparently can’t keep up with his brain that is half awake
He has a penchant for loose talk
Another of his unflattering fault.
When the Chinese seized a US Navy drone
He again caused much consternation and groans
By describing the seizure as an “unpresidented act”
When any teenager could have told him that it was an unprecedented act.
The world remembers his man-child moment
His refusal to shake hands with Angela Merkel invited so much comments
He is obviously not a brainless fool
But he thinks bashing the idea of climate change due to global warming is cool.
He has astounding overdrafts in his knowledge bank of basic facts
Having on several occasions announced his breadth of ignorance as a matter of fact
He goofs up the simple stuff
Entertaining the world to a good laugh.
When photographs showed smaller crowds had gathered for his inauguration
He let loose his anger and consternation
With altered photos showing the crowds to be bigger than that for Obama
His bruised ego was flattered ending his outburst drama .
Coronavirus has become a Trump catastrophe
He can win hands down the world top comedian politician trophy
Pushing first an anti-malaria drug to combat the pandemic
To the consternation of health academics.
He has now offered a new suggestion
No need for tests and health examinations
Every product beneath your kitchen sink
Might be the miracle medicine drink.
Throughout the many disasters that have befallen the Trump administration
Malevolence tempered by incompetence hounded the American nation
A president who distracts has very little time for facts
And Americans have to live with that sad fate.
Encouraging Russian foreign interference in the 2016 presidential election
He stooped so low just to become president of the nation
And involved in more than four thousand state and federal legal proceedings
The apparent lack of integrity of him and his businesses is mind boggling.
The fourth US president to face impeachment
Another blemish in his tenure as president
A time may come when Americans show their ire
Telling Trump he’s fired.